Toobey
Toobey Smangs was his name.
Knew him well I did.
He was a funny fellow but quite alright.
Rather rotund and always had a cheery smile.
But as always, time marched on like an army ant.
And caught up with him.
So to the grave did he go.
Sorry to see that I was.
But of course it is waiting for us all.
Maybe I am next.
Yep, we are all Toobey Smangs really, aren't we.
Soon to be dead as a Dodo.
What a mess I will leave behind!
Hahahahahahaha!

New knot conumdrum

I think I have created a new knot.
At least I think so.
But how do I find out if it is new?
Do I go to the boy scouts? Or perhaps the patent office?
I dunno.
It was an accident really.
I was tying my shoelaces and things got out of hand.
Pretty strong knot it was too.
Had to cut the laces off with a sharp knife.
I think I can remember the knot.
Can I make money from it?
Can I name it?
Someone please help.
Ta very much.