Wednesday, June 30, 2004
I went to the sea and what did I see?
What did I see?
I saw the se-eeea
The se-eeea
I went to the mountains and what did I see?
What did I see?
I saw the moun-taaains
The moun-taaains
I went to the barber and what did I see?
What did I see?
I saw the bar-berrr
The bar-berrr
I went to the library and what did I see?
What did I see?
I saw lots and lots of bo-oooks
Lots and lots of bo-oooks
These are the things I sa-awww
Things that I sa-sawww
Yes, things that I sa-awwww!
Oh yes!
HEY! IT'S ME HARRIET
HOW YA DOIN'?
I'M %&$#! SHAGGED!
HAD A HARD `$#&%@ DAY
WENT TO &@$#% WORK I THINK...CAN'T REMEMBER
BUT MUST HAVE BECAUSE I AM BUGGERED
NEED A %$#&@* DRINK
WHERE'D I PUT THAT BOTTLE OF BLACK DEATH?
THERE IT IS...PARTY TIME!!
YEAH, ALRIGHT, I'M %$#&@#! ON IT
BRRAGGHHHXX!
GOOD ONE
FEELIN' &%@#!*$ BETTER NOW
SEE YA AT THE PUB YA WOOSIE!
Note to self: Buy a new fan
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Hi, I'm Teddy Wonderson
I'm just a wee person
Living in a wee house
In a wee city
With a wee job
And a wee money
All in all I am wee
But thanks for listening to my life story
Thanks very much
Good day to you
I'm just a wee person
Living in a wee house
In a wee city
With a wee job
And a wee money
All in all I am wee
But thanks for listening to my life story
Thanks very much
Good day to you
Monday, June 28, 2004
Voltaire, oh Voltaire
A few books you wrote, eh?!
Have to read some sometime.
OK then.
Aharr, avast ye swabs, good for nothin' landlubbers.
Find me pegleg or I'll do some pretty nasty things to your kitchen wallpaper.
Arr, that I will...
Sunday, June 27, 2004
Hi, it's me Gunther of the Cow Bros.
We have been practising hard on our music these last few weeks and things are going well, patty good actually...excuse the pun there! Heehee.
I am on sticks (that's what we drummers call drums!), Lenny is on Falulah (that's what he calls his bass), and Heck is on the axe (that's what guitarists call their guitar!) and he also is on growls (that's what metal bands call vocalists!).
So as you might have guessed we decided on metal as our music to play.
We heard an album by Motorhead and that was it, we wanted to play like them. Lenny was thinking of changing his name to Lemmy! Ha!
So we have been playing a few Motorhead songs, they are really easy and a few of the herd have been moshing...milkshakes for everyone!! Heehee!
But we want to write our own material so we have been jamming a bit. We have one song we are happy with called 'Destroy cattle truck'.
We are also working on our metal poses...we have to look mean and tough! And we are gonna ask Farmer Nickles to put bull-rings through our noses!
So all in all things are mooving along...bad pun there! Heehee.
Mosh on!
Good night all.
I hope your day was pleasant and easy on the mind
May your next be a wonder of expectations and a tribute to old man time.
Go forth with gusto and happiness.
I hope your day was pleasant and easy on the mind
May your next be a wonder of expectations and a tribute to old man time.
Go forth with gusto and happiness.
Capitulate, son of a barber
Capitulate or I will swine you
It is in your best interest
The way of the porker knows not pity or colour swatches
Be it green or be it strawberry mauve
The frit plywood zukie marrs your very toucan
Or shall we just call it a day?
Probably best, helicopter toy machine
Probably best for all and every canine believer
Switchboard elevator agreement calls it so
Tidbits.
There's something inherently funny about Nesting dolls.
Actually there isn't, I just wanted to say 'inherently'.
Alrighty then.
Actually there isn't, I just wanted to say 'inherently'.
Alrighty then.
Saturday, June 26, 2004
Material possessions
Sociology tends to consider people in relation to people, whether it looks at micro or macro situations. As a discipline it involves a tendency to overlook the impact of objects on social relations. What I want to bring into the context of sociology are the ways that things interact with human beings in social settings the help constitute the relations between people. What I wish to suggest is that 'things', that is inanimate objects, are far more important to social life and the life of society than sociology recognizes.
The marker is in the bottom of the bin.
I'll use my binoculars to see it close up.
If I reach out with my hand maybe I can pick it up.
Have to make sure I look through the right way.
There's my hand going towards it.
The marker is a red one, I can see.
Made in China.
If I fail what do I do?
Must not fail.
My hand is near it.
Binocular vision, need it for such a task.
Hand is clasping the red marker, I have it!
Success!
All is right now.
Feel good.
Another success story, another day in...paradise!
Friday, June 25, 2004
Clean and polish it until it's shiny bright
Clean and polish it until it's shiny clean
Use your best cloth, and use your best polish stuff
Use your elbow grease, and you will be satisfied
Oh!
Clean and polish it until it's shiny bright
Clean and polish it until it's shiny clean
Use your best cloth, and use your best polish stuff
Use your elbow grease, and you will be satisfied
Time to end this song now, let's hope it has worked
It looks clean and sparkly now, that's a job well done
A job wellllll dooooooooone!
HEY!
HOW YA DOIN'?
I'M PRETTY &%$#!`* GOOD!
ON THE WHISKEY TONIGHT...$%#&@ A!
OOPS! SORRY MATE, DIDN'T SEE YA THERE...`%$&#@ NICE TOUPEE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
&$`#* THIS IS GOOD WHISKEY! NEED SOME MORE O' THOSE BEER ICE CUBES INNIT...
HEY! BARKEEP, 2 #&%@$ BEER CUBES MATE! CHEERS!
CRIKEY LOOKIT THAT @&%#$ UGLY MOFO INNA MIRROR...OH WAIT, THAT'S ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DID I MENTION I AM A PSYKA...PHYSY...PSYCHIATRUST?
YEAH I AM SEE.
AND I CAN TELL YOU YOU'RE %&$#@* NUTS! BONKERS YOU ARE!
NA! JUST PULLIN' YA LEG...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERE, DRINK A &#$%`* WHISKEY, MAKE YA FEEL `%$&#! BETTER!
OOH! HERE COMES A BIG ONE...JUST A SEC...BRRRAGGXXX
HEHE! 5 ONNA RICHTER SCALE THAT ONE!
BEEN GOOD TALKING WITH YA MATE, SEE YA LATER EH?
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Goodnight aromatics
Goodnight spectoscopy
Goodnight cold fusion
Goodnight thermo nuclear reactions
Goodnight endothermic reactions
Goodnight electroluminescence
Goodnight isotonic solutions
Goodnight ultraviolet light
Goodnight meiosis
Goodnight mitosis
Hopin' like heck you are all still there in the mornin'!
Goodnight spectoscopy
Goodnight cold fusion
Goodnight thermo nuclear reactions
Goodnight endothermic reactions
Goodnight electroluminescence
Goodnight isotonic solutions
Goodnight ultraviolet light
Goodnight meiosis
Goodnight mitosis
Hopin' like heck you are all still there in the mornin'!
Anyone remember that banjo playing kid in Deliverance?
MAN he was a funny looking dude!
Isn't it amazing how most people continue to live in absolute anonymity, yet some of us have some kind exposure to the world if even only for a short time, and are rememebered forever?
Depends if you really want it I suppose.
Wonder if Plato wanted it?
Sugar high
YEAH! WOWEE!
Lookit 'em go!
Yeehaaaaar!
Got to get me one 'o those!
Woooooo! YEAH!
Call it a nightie! Call it a nightie!
Gimme more man, gimme more man, gimme...
YEEEEEAH!
Gonna eat that corn next!
Hahahahahahaha!
I can see my house from here, woooweeeeee!
Oh, hang on...no I can't! Mmmmfmmmf, heehee!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Muhahahahaha!
Muhahahahahahahaha!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
According to the peanuts I AM KING!!!
HAIL ME! YEAH!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOO!
...
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
This is Jack and Vera's house on Coronation Street.
Nice little thing they have going there with the bricks don't you think?!
Taaraa!
Nowt.
There is another word I have never said aloud.
I like that word.
Sounds like the name of some kind of fish but that nowt right!
Nowt.
Must find some occasion to use it...kinda hard to do in Japan though.
I don't know nowt.
Is there milk in the fridge?...Nowt.
Thank you for your time!
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Heard her call me by my name.
Outy Far Nuggets.
So I called her by her name.
Mop Garden Bumper.
Thank goodness time cannot be frozen and displayed to all.
Greetings.
I am Smaguts4.
This is me on my graduation day.
I look spiffy eh?!
After graduation I became a Centurion.
It was our mission to chase humans across the galaxy and find Earth.
But I just couldn't do it, it is just so wrong.
So I quit and joined the 'Peace Empathy Action Cylon Entity' or P.E.A.C.E., organisation. Not a great name but it spells 'peace' which is what we are all about!!
We have weekly meetings and sometimes we have weekend outings to some really nice planets.
It's a great group, lots of love and warmth, but we are outnumbered by Centurion thugs.
But hey, we will triumph!! We have to yeah?!!
I'll end with our slogan...
Give peace a chance, give peace a chance, we say it twice cause we mean it!'
Thanks, have a nice day won't you!.
Bye.
Monday, June 21, 2004
Hi, it's me Errol the mannequin.
And me, Sophie the mannequin, aloha!
We are on a well deserved break from our modelling.
We have been on this deserted tropical island for a week now.
It's great!
Yeah, it's fab, wonderful, hip, yeah!!
We have done many things.
Today we went for a walk on the ocean floor. We saw lots of colourful fish.
Yes, that was fascinating.
That was a great left hook you gave that pesky Tiger shark!
Why thanks Sophie.
Tomorrow we are going to paint suntans on each other.
Get your brown paint ready Sophie!
OK Errol, I will!!
Hahahaha!
Teeheehee
Bye everyone!
Yes, bye. Come and visit us if you can!
Alright, groovy, farout, great!!
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Sunday, June 20, 2004
The everyday life song
Get up out of bed, wash your face and comb your hair
Put on your clothes and feed the cat, then the canary
Read the paper, check your horoscope and have toast and tea for brekky
Leave the house, jump on the bike and go to work
Do your work, feel satisfied and then say goodbye
Go to the rental place get a movie and go home
Prepare dins, grab a drink and eat a hearty meal
Do the dishes then take a shower and put on your jammies
Grab a fizzy and some peanuts and sit down in your favourite chair
Turn on the telly insert the DVD and watch the movie
Have a laugh or a cry, forget the world for a while
Turn off the light and then go to bed
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
La la
Get up out of bed, wash your face and comb your hair
Put on your clothes and feed the cat, then the canary
Read the paper, check your horoscope and have toast and tea for brekky
Leave the house, jump on the bike and go to work
Do your work, feel satisfied and then say goodbye
Go to the rental place get a movie and go home
Prepare dins, grab a drink and eat a hearty meal
Do the dishes then take a shower and put on your jammies
Grab a fizzy and some peanuts and sit down in your favourite chair
Turn on the telly insert the DVD and watch the movie
Have a laugh or a cry, forget the world for a while
Turn off the light and then go to bed
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalala
La la
Hey? You know how there are a bunch of keys at the top of the computer keyboard wif F1, F2, F3, F4, F5, F6, F7, F8, F9, F10, F11 and F12 on em'? Whadda they do exactly?
Buggered if I know ay? Ay? Yeah. Ay?
Buggered if I know ay? Ay? Yeah. Ay?
Alshag meeshag oshag
tubledar beedar hadar
mafooty tamfooty ofooty
kakratty teeratty undiratty
tiptoop iproot dofroot
Give it some more and plain the sample button on fifteen counts of Batik smocks. Junior! You do that and I'll far the knuckles on Turkish ridden beaks. Madam, Monsieur, catch it at the peak of perfection or forever be riddled with pylon overpass saline solution.
Maiden, be fair with that wit, use it on journey's end for purposes not unknown to the ways of the Ninja.
!Smell leather!
Note to self: Buy some butterpi to eat with beer during F1.
Saturday, June 19, 2004
For much of our history we have suffered from a pedestrian view of consciousness, leading to discussions on this topic since Freud best characterized as a distant murmur within proliferating theories of technique. While many outside of psychoanalysis consider consciousness as one of the great mysteries of science, within psychoanalysis, if we consider consciousness at all, it is as an epiphenomenon. Given this perspective it is not surprising that a majority of psychoanalysts seem to consider consciousness a distraction from the true interest of psychoanalysis, the unconscious. We have not come very far from what Anna Freud said over 65 years ago, ‘Somehow or other, many analysts conceived the idea that, in analysis, the value of the scientific and therapeutic work was in direct proportion to the depth of the psychic strata upon which attention was focused’
Whoops, wrong channel!
Tally ho!
Did you know there are more than 500 varieties of banana in the world?
There is what!
The Cavendish banana is the one that is exported and found at your local supermarket. It represents just one variety.
Cheers to the Cavendish...splendid name too don't you think?!
Right o' then.
Went through the ocean with my head in the water and my feet up in the air. Saw lots of fishes down there.
Seaweed got up my nose, and krill in my ears. So my sinuses are good but my hearing is impaired.
Friday, June 18, 2004
Peripheral damage
Only the cows care
Hoover as far as trident
Cortina blues taxi
Sweet sweet Acker Bilk
Wonder puff nuggie
Ointment spade angst
Colombo subway jingle
Fran you da man!
just had a flashback!
i remembers going up to Blenheim with my Dad and bros.
all the way we listened to jim reeves onna car stereo.
wonder if that affected me psychologically?
could well have
i remembers going up to Blenheim with my Dad and bros.
all the way we listened to jim reeves onna car stereo.
wonder if that affected me psychologically?
could well have
Thursday, June 17, 2004
HI THERE!
I'M HARRIET.
I LIKE JOHNNY CASH.
HE IS GREAT.
SO IS WILLIE NELSON.
THEY ARE *&%#`!& GREAT.
GIMME BEER.
AS I WAS SAYIN' THEY ARE GREAT.
LIKED JOHNNY IN E.R.
OH HANG, THAT WAS GEORGE CLOONEY!
GEEEEEEORGIEEEEEEE!
WHERE'S MY BEER?...THERE IT IS, %$#*` THING KEEPS MOVIN'.
WILLIE! WILLIE! WILLIE!
ON THE ROAD AGAIN, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ON THE ROAD AGAIN...
BRRRHAGGXGH
THAT'S BETTER.
CHEERS.
Scone
A walk with Uncle Bison
Hi everyone, I am Uncle Bison.
Let's go for a walk shall we, alrighty.
So here we are walking along. If you look over there you will see my pal Arthur Tomb.
Hi Arthur Tomb, how are ya?
Bugger off
OK then. Well see you later Arthur Tomb.
I said bugger off
Alrighty
So now we are coming to my favourite place inna whole world, 'Sally and Jilly's Java cascade', it's splendid isn't it?!
I go here everyday to relax and drink myself Java silly! Heehee.
But seriously, it's a good place to mellow out with my good friends Sally and Jilly.
Isn't that right Sally and Jilly (that's them over there waving cheerily at us).
Aye, that right it be, arr.
Och aye the new!
I can never understand what they say but they are good friends none-the-less.
We'll have a drink later shall we? OK then.
Next we will go to my brother's shop 'The Louis Pasteur emporium'.
And here we are.
Hey bro, how is business today?
Oh it's dandy bro, selling quite a few today...grrrreat!
Fantastic!
Ya.
So I see you moved the mechanical cow milking thing.
Oh ya, it was leaking ya know.
Well I'll be off bro, have a good day eh!
I will ya...always moo!!
Hahaha
Heehee
Bye then.
And this is where I must leave you fine fellow, been a good walk eh?! Yes. Watch your step eh!! Heehee.
Taaraa!
Hi everyone, I am Uncle Bison.
Let's go for a walk shall we, alrighty.
So here we are walking along. If you look over there you will see my pal Arthur Tomb.
Hi Arthur Tomb, how are ya?
Bugger off
OK then. Well see you later Arthur Tomb.
I said bugger off
Alrighty
So now we are coming to my favourite place inna whole world, 'Sally and Jilly's Java cascade', it's splendid isn't it?!
I go here everyday to relax and drink myself Java silly! Heehee.
But seriously, it's a good place to mellow out with my good friends Sally and Jilly.
Isn't that right Sally and Jilly (that's them over there waving cheerily at us).
Aye, that right it be, arr.
Och aye the new!
I can never understand what they say but they are good friends none-the-less.
We'll have a drink later shall we? OK then.
Next we will go to my brother's shop 'The Louis Pasteur emporium'.
And here we are.
Hey bro, how is business today?
Oh it's dandy bro, selling quite a few today...grrrreat!
Fantastic!
Ya.
So I see you moved the mechanical cow milking thing.
Oh ya, it was leaking ya know.
Well I'll be off bro, have a good day eh!
I will ya...always moo!!
Hahaha
Heehee
Bye then.
And this is where I must leave you fine fellow, been a good walk eh?! Yes. Watch your step eh!! Heehee.
Taaraa!
Oh how I miss Freddie.
What a chap he was.
Do you know his real name was Farrokh Bulsara?
It was!
Good move on the name change eh?!
Anyway, good on ya Freddie, miss ya man.
Goodnight reasoning
Goodnight interpretation
Goodnight will
Goodnight despair
Goodnight longing
Goodnight joy
Goodnight enthusiasm
Goodnight respect for the elderly
Goodnight drunken binge
Goodnight uncertainty
Goodnight reason
May you all return in your full capacity at the crack of dawn.
Goodnight interpretation
Goodnight will
Goodnight despair
Goodnight longing
Goodnight joy
Goodnight enthusiasm
Goodnight respect for the elderly
Goodnight drunken binge
Goodnight uncertainty
Goodnight reason
May you all return in your full capacity at the crack of dawn.
Hi Jonquil Stevens
Hi Sack Mortenson.
When last we met I remember you had a moustache.
I did, yes, that is right. Thank you for noticing.
Not at all.
I shaved it off.
Oh I see.
Indeed you do.
Indeed.
I decided that the Prince look was out.
And rightly so!
Yes. But I have a dilemma.
You do?
I do.
And what is that pray tell?
My identity is lost.
It is?
It is.
This is the danger of altering our physical or mental state. We perceive our identity, if not our complete reason for being in our philosophies, manner, or physical appearance. But if these factors are changed we can feel somewhat alienated from ourselves. The solution is too start afresh, turn a new page, what have you, and recognise that a new day is in fact a new outlook on life itself.
I see.
And so we leave the company of Sack and Jonquil.
And what have we learned from this conversation of many a conversation?
Only you can answer that one.
In the meantime have yourself a great day!
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
I say!.
Did you know that the banana plant is not a tree?
Indeed, it is not, no.
It is a herb!
Always good to be a little wiser isn't it?
Jolly good then.
Has anyone seen my transom?
Has anyone seen my transom?
It was there before, just above the door
But now it ain't there anymore
Has anyone seen my transom?
Has anyone seen my transom?
I polished it just this morn', with my best glass cleaner
it was there I am sure, pretty damn sure
Has anyone seen my transom?
Has anyone seen my transom?
Pretty useful things, need one yes indeedy
But now it has goneaway, to where I don't know
To where I don't know
To where I don't knoooooow.
Sunday, June 13, 2004
Biggles, John Biggles.
Tie fighter pilot, yahs.
Well, can't chat, have to take the crate up for a recce, yahs.
What ho!
Saturday, June 12, 2004
Hi everyone, it's me, Sophie the mannequin.
How are you all doing?
I am good.
Did you know that we mannequins can sometimes have kleptomaniac tendencies?!
It's true!
I don't, I am an upstanding member of mannequin society.
But my friend, Elroy the mannequin, he is mad!
What he does is he goes into a store, trying as hard as he can to walk like a hooman, which is very difficult to do as we don't have knee or elbow joints. And then he nicks something. Then he walks to the door when no one is looking. If someone is looking his way he just stands there and pretends to model what he is nicking, then when the coast is clear he is out the door!
He hasn't been caught yet, and because of the mannequin code of silence we will never rat on him.
Of course I don't condone this but it interesting yeah?!
Alright, yeah, wow, groovy!!
Bye now!
I remember this girl in my class at primary school.
Her name was Vanessa Byloo.
Great surname.
Groovy.
Her name was Vanessa Byloo.
Great surname.
Groovy.
Friday, June 11, 2004
So there I was, this chicken and a donut between us.
Now ordinarily you would think I had a good chance to get the donut right?
HA!
No siree!
That was one damn fast chook...called himself 'El Rapido'.
Learned my lesson I did!
Corndogs! Dangit there I go again.
Life in Japan
Something I have to do every few months is rubbish duty.
What it is, is going down to the rubbish station (where we have to take our rubbish on collection day - about 3 minutes walk from here) and stand there for 30 minutes with an armband saying 'Rubbish-duty dude' on it. Then another dude comes along to take over until 8am.
Why we have to do this I don't know. There are no real instructions given to us.
I must do this tomorrow from 7am to 7:30am.
Jeez Wayne!!
Something I have to do every few months is rubbish duty.
What it is, is going down to the rubbish station (where we have to take our rubbish on collection day - about 3 minutes walk from here) and stand there for 30 minutes with an armband saying 'Rubbish-duty dude' on it. Then another dude comes along to take over until 8am.
Why we have to do this I don't know. There are no real instructions given to us.
I must do this tomorrow from 7am to 7:30am.
Jeez Wayne!!
Goddam.
I have an overwhelming urge to talk about corndogs.
Don't even know why.
What in heck are they anyways?
But I gotta get it outta my system.
Flingin' flangin' corndogs.
I don't know nowt.
Ooh aye, then summin.
Ta ra ta taa.
Jum jum jee jum
Jum jum jee doo
Jum jum jee jum jum
Jum jum dee doo
Twiggy, what is she up to?
Dunno
Is she still skinny?
Suppose so
Yeah
Must be
These one-sided conversations are nifty
Yeah, too right
Thanks mate
You too bro
Bye then
And to you
I've always admired the name 'Drake'.
Quite a striking name isn't it?
Thank you.
Quite a striking name isn't it?
Thank you.
Wednesday, June 09, 2004
Well Jake, it's time for a confession.
Indeed it is Barty.
I confess that my life up to this point has been lies, deceit, and just plain badness.
And I too confess the same Barty.
Such a life does not deserve a long lasting everness.
You may be right there.
So it is with regret and sorrow that I say goodbye to you my chum of many a year.
And I too.
Unless you forgive me?
Well of course I do. What are chums for?
You are a good one Jake.
And you too Barty.
Java time?
Well I think it is.
Alrighty then.
And so it was that Barty and Jake made peace with each other...maybe not with the world but with each other. How can you not forgive them too?
Dang that Wil Wheaton is a busy guy!
Good on ya Wil.
Anyways, is he still famous?
Got me there.
Good on ya Wil.
Anyways, is he still famous?
Got me there.
Store flux no kebab on out the night yes. Right or in take by the pass no hey!
Forget jingle yonder in jar but no haggle five tingle but . Why current at nee a be on too shadow?
In include innards or at me up onto and at. Porky three invincible not I know thee at Jake hard ship.
Command surf the ride by he jaw no top gone.
It for now.
Forget jingle yonder in jar but no haggle five tingle but . Why current at nee a be on too shadow?
In include innards or at me up onto and at. Porky three invincible not I know thee at Jake hard ship.
Command surf the ride by he jaw no top gone.
It for now.
Isn't ice amazing?
You see, when water molecules are cooled they slow down and stick together and so become solid. Great eh? It's a wonder no one has thought of beer ice cubes eh?! Great, yeah!
Sunday, June 06, 2004
A conversation about the wistfulness of time
Hi there Mickey Mac, how ya doing?
Good Tom Geef. Been a good day hasn't it?
Yes, oh yes, why hmm, yes.
How is Peter Jums?
He is good and well. Reminds me of a story actually.
Great! Well I must be going, time waits for no one you know!
Indeed it does not, provided you obey the rules of time!
Why yes, you have a point there, must remember that one...good story.
Prefer to see you again sooner than later Mickey Mac.
And you too Tom Geef.
Hi there Mickey Mac, how ya doing?
Good Tom Geef. Been a good day hasn't it?
Yes, oh yes, why hmm, yes.
How is Peter Jums?
He is good and well. Reminds me of a story actually.
Great! Well I must be going, time waits for no one you know!
Indeed it does not, provided you obey the rules of time!
Why yes, you have a point there, must remember that one...good story.
Prefer to see you again sooner than later Mickey Mac.
And you too Tom Geef.
Yep, yep, got my corduroys stuck in the lift doors again.
What can you do? What can you do?
Hi there. It's me, Heck of the Cow bros.
As I said last time, have been trying to decide on a name for our first album yeah.
We all came up with a name each and couldn't decide which one to use. So we decided to use one word from each. So the album will be called 'Bad Jip-jo beef', which is kinda catchy eh? Yeah.
Next we have to decide what kinda music we gonna play yeah. Recently Farmer Nickles bought a lot of new CD's and he has been playing them for us. We have heard Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Vanilla Ice (he kinda sucks yeah), Slayer, Cocteau Twins, Cronos quartet and Elvis Presley so far.
Jimi Hendrix was cool, we liked him alot. And Slayer were fast, that was groovy. And Cocteau twins were kinda neat, yeah.
We still have a few more CD's to listen to so we will decide later yeah.
Anymoo, Farmer Nickles has adapted some instruments for us. We have a bass, guitar and drum kit especially modified for hooves.
We practise everyday playing them. I am on guitar, Lenny is on bass and Gunther is on drums.
It's pretty tricky but we are doing ok yeah.
I'll see you later yeah.
Peace man.
Tongs, tongs, where are my tongs?
Tongs, tongs, pretty useful things
Tongs, tongs, where in heck did I leave 'em?
Tongs, tongs, maybe in the wainscotting
Tongs, tongs, ryhmes with bongs, bongs
Tongs, tongs, hafta go to the Warehouse and purchase some more
Purchase some more
Purchase some morrrrrrre
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Jammy Sam
Jammy Sam liked to butter his toast right to the very edge.
Then he spread his homemade Raspberry jam right to the edge too.
So when he picked up his toast he got Jammy fingers!
Way to go Jammy Sam!
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
Take that Green Stripey Anvil man
Ahh ooh ouchy
Right back at you with my ray beam of depression
Ooh I'm so sad...
Help me pink leotard helmet girl
Righto!
Super whammo kick innanuts
ARRGHH!
Thanks pink leotard helmet girl, I am ok now
No one does that to Green Stripey Anvil man and gets away with it...SHIN KICK!
AAAAIIIIEEEE!
Green leotard helmet boy, time to do the thing
Righto!
SUPER GIANT ROBOT CHANGE-INTO-A-ROONEY!!
Ooh, a super giant robot superhero...hard to beat. GREEN STRIPEY ANVIL MAN SUPER SUPER TRANSFORMATION INTO HUGE DESTRUCTO BEAST
LEOTARD ATTACK!!
DESTRUCTO ASSAULT!!
Kaboom crash, oof, bash, boom, crush
destructo...beast...defeated...ouchy
Nice one pink leotard helmet girl
Brillo green leotard helmet guy
Ta ta ta rum tee tum tee rum tee ta tum
Corduroy Stirrups
Bolt action haystack
Moribund Arthur incline
Stunned path of Yannie
Walter had able
Steep freaker klaxon
Fokker triplane bird of Paradise
Mint Cardigans enjoy
Spread five Nigels
Bolt action haystack
Moribund Arthur incline
Stunned path of Yannie
Walter had able
Steep freaker klaxon
Fokker triplane bird of Paradise
Mint Cardigans enjoy
Spread five Nigels
