Has anyone seen my transom?
Has anyone seen my transom?

It was there before, just above the door
But now it ain't there anymore

Has anyone seen my transom?
Has anyone seen my transom?

I polished it just this morn', with my best glass cleaner
it was there I am sure, pretty damn sure

Has anyone seen my transom?
Has anyone seen my transom?

Pretty useful things, need one yes indeedy
But now it has goneaway, to where I don't know

To where I don't know
To where I don't knoooooow.