It's Thursday, it's Thursday
A special day of the week
It's Thursday, it's Thursday
Oh what a treat, a treat!

Today is oh so special because it's
BOWLING NIGHT, OH YAY
Pack up your bowling balls
And put on your bowling shoes

It's Thursday, it's Thursday
A special day of the week
It's Thursday, it's Thursday
Oh what a treat, a treat!

Let's iron our bowling uniform
because bowling night awaits
$3.50 a game and Pepsi is free!
Ooh yes, Pepsi is free

It's Thursday, it's Thursday
Let's get through the day
And tonight let's pack into the Combi and be on our way

Be on our waaaaaaayyy!

Da dum!

Good evening Mr Mnanes!
Good evening Miss Follyparticles!
Be thyself good and hardy to the ways of things?
Be goodst! And thyne self?
Freakishly buoyant and rotund!
Mine'st did see Mr Alfredo the Nikkers today.
Oh! He be'st he of good willingness?
I think'st so.
Be mine self to Andy Tuffs Java Boutique, would'st thyne self wish to join us so?
Right on and yes it is!!
Well hook your mind into Java gear and forget thyne worries, Java awaits!
Hoorah! The Java adventures are this minute brewing! Be forth and with haste!
Hootah!

The mood of sea urchins irritates me.
Give it a long chang and it will bake the toady biscuits.
Bunny Friday, Bunny Friday, he say to me with piqueness.
Rotund straps are in this year.
Oh fickle one with the rolling stock.
Ah, Mr. Chiggles, is that a?
Contentedness comes in many forms,
so where in buggery is it?
Flight of the dusty side keys.
Nights all!