Saturday, December 04, 2004
We like you Peter James.
Once, once in a while I come across divinity.
I came across it today.
It was in the form of fantastic coloured contact lenses and a conversation.
I looked into the eyes and saw honesty and interest in the moment.
How often do you see that?
And it was in youth that I revelled, the previous beginnings of a new chapter in time.
And of the glorious past that I had fond memories.
Bring back those times and combine them with the now.
Happiness above the norm is mine now, for a while.
All because another soul remembered, and a mutual connection was re-opened, if only for a brief moment in time.
Luvery!
I came across it today.
It was in the form of fantastic coloured contact lenses and a conversation.
I looked into the eyes and saw honesty and interest in the moment.
How often do you see that?
And it was in youth that I revelled, the previous beginnings of a new chapter in time.
And of the glorious past that I had fond memories.
Bring back those times and combine them with the now.
Happiness above the norm is mine now, for a while.
All because another soul remembered, and a mutual connection was re-opened, if only for a brief moment in time.
Luvery!
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Good evening Mr Bunks!
Good evening Miss Jowls!
How be you?
I be good and finely. And you?
I am of the standard beingness and health.
This is good to hear.
Been thinking I have recently, about the things of which I cannot comprehend.
As these things be, Miss Jowls?
They be the whole thing of beingness and existence.
Ah yes, the things of beingness and existence, those be nasty mind wobblers!
Yes, indeed they have been. Conclusion to these problems are driven afar and given no light relief to my beating heart.
Understand I do, for I have spent many a time pondering and posing such conclusions but to no avail. There seems to be but only one answer.
And that be Mr Bunks?
That we are merely wandering souls, lost in the ether, and forever tortured by what we do not know. Our intelligence foiled by nature, as nature does not want us to know it's great secret.
Cryptic words these are, but their meaning I understand. My mind is at rest, my body at peace now, thank you My Bunks.
Do not thank me Miss Jowls, I only extrapolate from your wisdom, it is within yourself that you have regained peace and well-beingness.
Lets's have a Java then!
Java it is!
Good evening Miss Jowls!
How be you?
I be good and finely. And you?
I am of the standard beingness and health.
This is good to hear.
Been thinking I have recently, about the things of which I cannot comprehend.
As these things be, Miss Jowls?
They be the whole thing of beingness and existence.
Ah yes, the things of beingness and existence, those be nasty mind wobblers!
Yes, indeed they have been. Conclusion to these problems are driven afar and given no light relief to my beating heart.
Understand I do, for I have spent many a time pondering and posing such conclusions but to no avail. There seems to be but only one answer.
And that be Mr Bunks?
That we are merely wandering souls, lost in the ether, and forever tortured by what we do not know. Our intelligence foiled by nature, as nature does not want us to know it's great secret.
Cryptic words these are, but their meaning I understand. My mind is at rest, my body at peace now, thank you My Bunks.
Do not thank me Miss Jowls, I only extrapolate from your wisdom, it is within yourself that you have regained peace and well-beingness.
Lets's have a Java then!
Java it is!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Pathe Swatherson and I am the owner of this fine establishment; 'Pathe Swatherson's emporium of delights and etherness'. Welcome all!
Wow! Is it December already?! Why it seems like only yesterday that I was celebrating the New Year with all you fine folk here!
But this year we have a great month lined up just for you! And it starts tonight!
Starting tonight, Errol Waynes will be performing all 24 of his number 1 hit songs every night in the Velvet Crush room. Wow! I can't wait!
But the excitement does not stop there everyone as we are excited to announce a new and exciting act here at 'Pathe Swatherson's emporium of delights and etherness'. I give to you the magical wonderness of 'El Magico'. Fresh from his mysterious tour of Europe , El Magico will perform his death-defying acts of fire walking, Tarantula petting, and flatus ignition! Magical delight is coming to you!
As usual the Freudian slip hour continues in the Damocles room with Bob Shung joined this month by Mary Contrary from the Doubters association...get ready for a fun evening!
And today starting in the Aromatron room, meet the nasal delights of Japan in the 'Sushi, Sakura, and Shochu' exhibition.
So there is fun and amazement aplenty here for all.
From the wonderful staff and myself, have a great evening won't you?!!

