Staverson!
Staverson, you come out here this minute!
But hey! What's that on your head?
Some kinda growth?
Maybe a...
Oh no!
It's a...
CRADDOCKS!
Run away for sure!
...

I am not aware of my spleen.
Never have been.
Shucks!

Lacrooze

Play that thing!
Woohaa!

Coffee for two milady!

Let's go to...
MURMANSK!
It's somewhere in Russia, yes...
MURMANSK!
It's pretty cold there, in...
MURMANSK!
Maybe there are Polar bears, in...
MURMANSK, MURMANSK, MURMANSK!!

It's over there near...
NORWAY!
Another cold place...
NORWAY!
We don't know much about it...
NORWAY!
Maybe there are Polar bears there too, in...
NORWAY, NORWAY, NORWAY!!

Tiddle-lee-dum!

Hi there!
I'm Stanky!
Peco Stanky that is!! Har har!
Ya know, I've seen a lot of things.
Lot o' things, that's right.
An' darn it if I just feel as though I ain't seen nuttin'.
No siree.
How much can one possibly see anyhoo?!
Well that's a fair question and a durn tricky one at that.
Yups.
But I ain't complainin'. No sir.
Wouldn't mind seein the Taj Mahal some day. That would be a sight!
Yessiree!
Or perhaps a gorilla in the wild...now that would be fine!
Uh huh!
Shucks and all.
Nice talkin' to you, but I gotta git goin'.
Bye, and good luck to you all.
Indeedy.

...and so it was, young Steercakes
that the old man in the blue beetle found his way
and lived just a little longer than he expected.

It's so nice to have a happy ending now isn't it?

So goodnight and sleep like that.

Goodnight Steercakes, and goodnight all you other little bunnies!

:)

Dear Mr Bodgie

Skats!

Yours with relevance

Arthur Tuggs

I say, fancy a round of golf what?
Rather old chap, lead the way.
What ho!

We won!
Yeah hehe hehe
We won!
Hehehehe
Ooooh!
Hehe
We frew da ball an' kikked da ball
An' we won!
Hehehehe!
An' we ran
Oooh yeah, we ran!
Hehehehe
Over da line
Hehehehe
Wif da ball
So...
We won!!
My life's complete
Hehehehehe
Yeah
Fancy a cuppa then?
Yeah alright!!

Lunging piglets.

I deemed it right, and it turned out to be that.
How many times do I have to be correct?
Look at me, square in the face and tell me you like it any other way.
Can't can you.
But I say this with no malice or ill feelings.
Wakkah!

Jai
Allay
And Jai
Allay
By Jai
Ha Allay!
Yah, Jai by Jai
ALLAY!
Jai
Allay this time
But Jai
Allay
Jai ming
...

Mr Craddocks and his neighbour Mr Fastings had a fascination with trinkets.
Many a day would they spend discussing trinkets over the garden fence.
Their trinket collection a source of pride and great wonderment.
Nothing else mattered when they chatted about trinkets.
But old man time caught up with Mr Fastings and he realised his rather eccentric ways.
He gave up trinket collecting and much to the horror of Mr Craddocks, sold his once prized collection.
Soon after Mr Craddocks lost interest in trinkets, for without a trinket buddy he was all lost at sea.
He sold his trinket collection to a young man who was obviously keen on the matter.
But Mr Craddock was thereafter forlorn and without spark.
But soon after he met a member of the female race and took a great liking to her, and as fortune would have so, it was a mutual likingness. Marriage came after a while and happiness was sealed.
Funny how things work out, ain't it?
Mr Fastings went on to become a part-time lion tamer...good on him I say!

Tracy, Tracy, Tracy of the seas
Of the seas you be
Each to their own I always say!