John Denver
Glen Campbell
Waylon Jennings
Johnny Cash
Kris Kristopherson
Tammy Wynette
The two dudes from Ween
Yeehawww!

Friday night comes soon
Awaiting is half the fun
but when it arrives it's like plastic
shiny and smoooth
yeah baby, YEAH!

Well doctor what is the prognosis?
It's not good I am afraid...you are going to die.
DANG! Had a feeling I was though.
Awfully sorry!
Ah nah...think nothing of it. These things happen eh?!
You are very good about this.
So how are you anyway doc?
Well I'm good, couldn't be better...perk of the job eh?! Haha!
Haha! Nice one!
Anyway, take this medicine and jolly good luck eh what!
Thank you doc, you are one of the good ones!

The next day Pertie Williams did indeed die.
He died with a smile on his face and not a care in the world.
So take your problems on the nose and with your chin up...eh what?!

Fitzgibbons.
That's one heck of a weird name!
Fitzgibbons.
Yessir!

I never saw Tron.
Been meaning to.
But it's getting old now.
Really should have seen it when it came out.
Probably kinda dated now eh?
Be cool if we could get into a computer though.
Oh the things you could do!
Then again,
if I could become invisible I would sneak into the White house,
and find out really what happened to JFK.
The answer to the conspiracy lies there,
I am sure.
Ramble, ramble , ramble...

Ohhhhh
It's Genghis Khan's birthday
Yessir!
It's Genghis Khan's birthday
Wahoo, wahooo!

He was a great Emperor of Mongolia
A pretty good one at that
And he liked the odd fight too

Soooo
It's Genghis Khan's birthday
That's right!
It's Genghis Khan's birthday
Wahoo, weehee, ho-ho

He fought against the Jin dynasty
and defeated Khwarezmid too
Not an easy thing to do!

Wellll
It's Genghis Khan's birthday
For sure!
It's Genghis Khan's birthday
Hooray, hooray!

But he had a bad turn in 1227
'cause he got injured in a fight
and didn't feel alright and passed away,
yes, that's right, he passed away
What a shame.

Doo doo.

Two flys and Marhubbats.
Doesn't make sense at all does it?
Well neither does a shrubbery but we accept it don't we?!
Well it is what it is.

Carlux Friday knew all the moves.
Knew all of them.
But one day along came an upstart,
who outshone him like a dandy.
Carlux lost the limelight pretty quickly after that.
Now he is broken down and unkempt.
The moves he knew so well,
just puffs in the wind.
Too bad but that's the way it goes right?!

Well here we are Tomkin Spoits!
Yes, indeed here we are ...yet again Migrater Plum!
Funny how things go around in circles yet time carries on like an ox.
Well yes, when you put it that way it sounds logical yet ominous.
So what are your plans for the next of year old chum?
Well I think I will carve me a niche somewhere.
Ah! Fantastic!
Yes, I think so too old boodle!
Well I think I will try corporate takeover as my theme next year, should be a lark!
Haha! Have a go at Ralph Lauren would you, they sold me a rather pungent aftershave recently!
Alright! Ralph Lauren it is then!
Haha!
Haha!
...
Well what do you say to a drop of java and a fine game of snooker?!
BY JOVE YES! Capital!
Right then, it's off to Moby's Java and Cue boutique with us!
Delightful!