Well doctor what is the prognosis?
It's not good I am afraid...you are going to die.
DANG! Had a feeling I was though.
Awfully sorry!
Ah nah...think nothing of it. These things happen eh?!
You are very good about this.
So how are you anyway doc?
Well I'm good, couldn't be better...perk of the job eh?! Haha!
Haha! Nice one!
Anyway, take this medicine and jolly good luck eh what!
Thank you doc, you are one of the good ones!

The next day Pertie Williams did indeed die.
He died with a smile on his face and not a care in the world.
So take your problems on the nose and with your chin up...eh what?!