Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Pathe Swatherson and I am the owner of this fine establishment; 'Pathe Swatherson's emporium of delights and etherness'. Welcome all!
Wow! Is it December already?! Why it seems like only yesterday that I was celebrating the New Year with all you fine folk here!
But this year we have a great month lined up just for you! And it starts tonight!
Starting tonight, Errol Waynes will be performing all 24 of his number 1 hit songs every night in the Velvet Crush room. Wow! I can't wait!
But the excitement does not stop there everyone as we are excited to announce a new and exciting act here at 'Pathe Swatherson's emporium of delights and etherness'. I give to you the magical wonderness of 'El Magico'. Fresh from his mysterious tour of Europe , El Magico will perform his death-defying acts of fire walking, Tarantula petting, and flatus ignition! Magical delight is coming to you!
As usual the Freudian slip hour continues in the Damocles room with Bob Shung joined this month by Mary Contrary from the Doubters association...get ready for a fun evening!
And today starting in the Aromatron room, meet the nasal delights of Japan in the 'Sushi, Sakura, and Shochu' exhibition.
So there is fun and amazement aplenty here for all.
From the wonderful staff and myself, have a great evening won't you?!!