A walk with Uncle Bison

Hi everyone, I am Uncle Bison.
Let's go for a walk shall we, alrighty.
So here we are walking along. If you look over there you will see my pal Arthur Tomb.
Hi Arthur Tomb, how are ya?
Bugger off
OK then. Well see you later Arthur Tomb.
I said bugger off
Alrighty
So now we are coming to my favourite place inna whole world, 'Sally and Jilly's Java cascade', it's splendid isn't it?!
I go here everyday to relax and drink myself Java silly! Heehee.
But seriously, it's a good place to mellow out with my good friends Sally and Jilly.
Isn't that right Sally and Jilly (that's them over there waving cheerily at us).
Aye, that right it be, arr.
Och aye the new!
I can never understand what they say but they are good friends none-the-less.
We'll have a drink later shall we? OK then.
Next we will go to my brother's shop 'The Louis Pasteur emporium'.
And here we are.
Hey bro, how is business today?
Oh it's dandy bro, selling quite a few today...grrrreat!
Fantastic!
Ya.
So I see you moved the mechanical cow milking thing.
Oh ya, it was leaking ya know.
Well I'll be off bro, have a good day eh!
I will ya...always moo!!
Hahaha
Heehee
Bye then.
And this is where I must leave you fine fellow, been a good walk eh?! Yes. Watch your step eh!! Heehee.
Taaraa!