Hi everyone, it's me, Sophie the mannequin.
How are you all doing?
I am good.
Did you know that we mannequins can sometimes have kleptomaniac tendencies?!
It's true!
I don't, I am an upstanding member of mannequin society.
But my friend, Elroy the mannequin, he is mad!
What he does is he goes into a store, trying as hard as he can to walk like a hooman, which is very difficult to do as we don't have knee or elbow joints. And then he nicks something. Then he walks to the door when no one is looking. If someone is looking his way he just stands there and pretends to model what he is nicking, then when the coast is clear he is out the door!
He hasn't been caught yet, and because of the mannequin code of silence we will never rat on him.
Of course I don't condone this but it interesting yeah?!
Alright, yeah, wow, groovy!!
Bye now!