How to rite a blog

it pretty simple really.
just fink up some stuff eh. and den you rite it down and you feels all smugs wif yourself eh!
but sometimes right, you can't fink of stuff, dey calls it finkers block or summing.
wen dis appens ya just right down any ol crap. like right now i am lookin at a box of cornfrakes soes i rites down 'corn frakes'...geddit?
lets try dat eh?

pentel infantry mama fast lane
alien sony jovan noir van
margarita candy stick bomber
par avion 120GB cool water
crusader die cast vaio designed for wehrmacht

hey now dats pretty choice eh bro?!
fanks