The Core
I am watching a DVD called 'The Core' right now.
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Chaos. Lots of people drop dead.
Some scientist dude is taken away by some suits.
Meets Serge, scientist friend.
Big room full of dead bodies on tables.
Why did they die?
Hmm, they all had pacemakers...a clue!
E.M. pulse?...couldn't be, surely not, naaa.
Ooh, suicide pidgeons in London.
Scientists guy is on the case! What a guy!
Heroin is landing the Space shuttle...oh no, Commander Bastard takes over.
Oh oh, shuttle is out of course...gonna land in L.A.
Houston, clear a freeway!
Heroin takes control...wahoo!
Gonna land in riverway...the one where T2 was filmed...cool.
Greeat landing, yeah, woooo!
Doc Kazinsky, smug scientist, reads scientist guys theory about the end of the world.
'No, I don't believe it...I didn't think of it first' says Doc Smug.
Scientist guy leaves, Doc Smug pulls Top Secret file out of file cabinet...ooh a conspiracy!
Doc Smug calls military suit...'Time is short' he says.
The two suits pick up scientist guy from bar. 'Let's go Pentagon, meet boss' they say.
'Wassup?' say Pentagon suits.
'E.M. field is buggered' says scientist guy.
Uses a peach to explain his theory to Pentagon suits...nice!
'The core of the Earth ain't spinnin!'
'Shag!' say the suits. 'Whadda we do, whadda we do?'
'Let's go to the core!' say Pentagon suits.
'Can't' says scientist guy.
'Can'
'Can't'
'Freakin' better..can'
'Can't man, geddit?'
'Maybe we can' says smug scientist.
Mad inventor shows his SUPER DRILL...yowzaa!
Another SUPER LASER DRILL thingy...wow!
Mad inventor is on it!!
'Make it work in 5 months' says a suit.
'Sure, gimme 50 million dollars...hahahaha!'
'Sure, take a cheque?' says the suit...great comic relief there!
Recruiting geeky teenage computer dude...super hacker...need one o' those.
He's hostile to suits, scientist talks him into it.
'I'll do it...gimme stuff' says geeky guy.
Shuttle heroin is on a new mission...didn't see that a comin'!
Smug scientist wants to be in charge of the mission. 'No way Jose' says suit. 'Scientist guy is the hero man'
The 'Terranauts' meet...heroin thought up that name!
'How we gonna do this?'
'Blow up 5 nukes near the Core man!'
'YEAH!!'
'Can't let the world know about this mission'
Geek will stop information about mission on the internet...he da man!
Practising on SUPER DRILL vehicle...not good, not good.
Pep talk from Commander Bastard to Heroin 'Be strong!'.
High level static discharge...oh oh!
Rome is in trouble...lightening destoys the Colloseum and Rome...nice SFX!
'We gotta go...NOW'
'Let's do it...yeah!
'Let's name the SUPER DRILL'
'It's Virgil' says mad inventor.
'We're off'
Virgil caught in whirlpool.
'Can't...control...controls...not...responding'.
SUPER DRILL starts in the nick of time...whew!
'All systems green...alright!!'
Entering mantle...hot baby!
Uh oh...Virgil enters empty space...crikey!
Ouch, ooh, arrghh!
Virgil stops. 'Shut down SUPER LASER DRILL.'
Gotta go outside and find out what is in the way.
SUPER LASER DRILL blocked by giant crystal...'What we gonna do?'
Oh oh...magma leaking in from above, gonna cook us all...cut the crystal with PUNY LASER DRILL quickly!!
PUNY LASER DRILL damaged, needs oxygen.
'Here, use my space suit oxygen supply' says scientist guy.
PUNY LASER DRILL is working!!
Scientist guy collpases, but he is ok.
Drilling finished, let's go.
'Commander Bastard killed by falling shard, falls into lava...ouch!
Lets go go go!
Safe!
Practise arming nukes! Working AOK!
Hey lookee...big diamonds!
Prepare for diamond collision!
Weapons control damaged. Serge locked in there!
Save him!
Serge crushed then fried in magma.
'Good to go, let's do this!' says Heroin.
Problem!
This ain't gonna work!
Nukes not big enough.
Smug scientist calls suit...'Destiny is a go'
'Wazzat?' says everybody.
'Weapon in cold era to make big quakes...kill them commies!'
Heroin angry. 'Why didn't you tell us about Destiny?'
'It was super top secret' says suit.
Going to plan B, use Destiny, but maybe destroy Earth.
'NO! Let's go to plan C' says scientist guy. 'We blow up the nukes and all die'
'Let's do it' says Heroin.
Smug scientist very angry, 'I don't wanna die'.
Mad inventor knocks him out.
Problems on surface.
Super microwaves fry the Bay bridge and San Fransisco...many cooked.
Power is being lost to fire Destiny. Suit guy wants to fire it soon...bad man!
Scientist guy asks geek to find Destiny, 'Stop it'.
Geek finds it easily with satellite.
Smug scientist comes up with a plan...just when you thought he was going nuts! Yay!
It's gonna work! Yeah baby!
Geek tries to foil Destiny...tricky!
Problem!
Have to release hydraulic thingy to separate nukes...one of use has to go into scrawl space filled with 9000 degree hot air to do it.
Draw straws.
Mad inventor rigs it so he loses.
Dang its hot in there!
He did it!
He was a good man, but we got a job to do...
Dropping bombs.
Geek stops Destiny...wahoo!
Oh oh...problem with bomb.
Oh oh, scientist guy trapped by bomb.
30 secs to eject.
Smug scientist trapped now, Scientist guy free.
'Go, leave me' says Smug.
Need fuel rods to make last bomb blow bigger...intense!
Fuel rods hot...Scientist guy got hot hands!
Last bomb ready. Yeah!!
'I'm hurt...ouch!' says scientist guy.
Bum, can't go back to surface, Virgil broken.
Ah well...we are still heros!
'We gonna die'
Ah well.
'Hmm...I have a plan' says Scientist guy.
'Let's do it!!'
Bombs going off...woooo yeah!
Hurry!
Smug talking to himself...dies laughing.
'We got full rotation of core!!!'
Waahoo, yeah, alright, yowzaa, dat's good!
Virgil gets outta there just in time! Whew!
Big quake shakes da place.
Gotta fly Virgil without SUPER LASER DRILL...use your skills Heroin!
'It's tricky' says Heroin.
'You can do it!' says Scientist guy.
Virgil out of power at bottom of sea, almost made it...what we do?
'I gotta plan' says Scientist guy.
U.S. Navy looking for Virgil...wazzat on sonar?
'Whales...hmm'
'Well I give up' says suit'
'Whales...hmm' says Geek.
'Hmm...AH HA...the whales, that's it!!'
'Find the whales!'
Helicopter pilot: 'I found da whales and there's something below them.'
Why its them!
'We're saved!
'You should join NASA' says Heroin.
'Naa' says Scientist guy.
Closing scene: Geek uploads 'Unsung heroes - these guys saved us all' file to internet, talk of the world!
'They saved us! Thanks a lot' says citizens of Earth.

What a great movie. I am a better person because of it! Bring on the sequel!