Hello everybody, it's me, Errol the mannequin.
As you can see I am naked.
Which has it's advantages.
For example I am quite a fast swimmer, because you see, I don't have to wear those ridiculous Speedos or goggles so I am very streamlined.
And I have no body hairs.
I can also twirl my arms and legs around like a windmill...it's impressive to see!
In fact I can beat the Olympic 100m record quite easily.
Yeah! Great! Hurrah!
Thank you very much.