Hi everybody.
We are the cow bros.
That's Lenny on the left, Gunther in the middle, and on the right is me.
My name is Heck, yeah.
We are just hangin' out in this photo, doing our cool cow pose.
We wanna be in a rock band someday, but it's kinda hard so we are just practising our posing for now, yeah.
Anymoo, we are all buddies. We are not actually bros but when we start our rock band that's what we will call ourselves, 'The Cow Bros', that is.
Our influences are Ozzy Osbourne (in his Black Sabbath days that is, yeah), Nana Mouskouri (actually we liked her glasses the best, they were cool...we will use some like hers in our stage act, yeah), Roxy Music (we want to be suave and sophisticated just like Brian Ferry, yeah), Kiss (Lenny wants to be like Gene Simmons, his tongue is long enough! Haha, yeah), Foo fighters (I wanna goatee just like Dave Grohl, yeah), and They might be giants (they have a song called 'Cowtown' so we think they are cool, yeah).
That's all the music we know actually because Farmer Nickles and his wife don't play much other music on their stereo, just those bands basically. They know we like it so they play it loud for us which is really decent of them, especially since Gunther is a little deaf after his electric fence incident.
We are not sure how we're gonna play our instruments yet, because you know, hooves are not all that useful for anything except walking and kickin stuff. Buy hey, if you want to do something really badly you can do it right?! Yeah.
Well I have to go, me and the bros are gonna check out that juicy lookin' patch of grass over the other side of the field yeah.
Take care of yourself eh? Yeah.