Jake and the Marble stone gods.

Jake was a fair man. Like all fair people he walked the Earth with spirit and good vibes.
He had regrets, like all of us, and never forgave himself for them as any good person would do.
His time in this mortal coil was one of anonymity and almost pitiful hopelessness that his life would never amount to much.
But, as fate would have it, Jake had a purpose unknown to himself that would have a profound effect on the fabric of our way of being in the eons to come.
For, you see, Jake was the first of many to come. A messenger of hope and happiness that not even the most optimistic of us could predict.
His being in the nearingness of others provoked ecstatic joy and creativeness of a level never experienced in the history of mankind.
Yet it was a gift that would never sprout in the originator, but leave it's mark on all that followed the creator of modern joy.
Ah! The time of ecstacy awaits us all. Forget the material possesions, the monetary yet short lived illusions of spendthrift excursions, the true Karma of beingness is at hand. It is staring you in the navel, eyeing the arrival to paradise.
Jake, the creator of divine ecstacy, the mighty lord of jum-jum, is the one that will end this hypocracy of human being.
The marble gods had nothing on Jake, their 'timeless' images nothing but false promises of hope that is nothing but despair.
Hark! The word of Jake is at hand and ready to release your soul.
Ha!