Secret Peter

Secret Peter was like this every since he was a little boy.
In school he insisted the teacher call him 'Mr X', and on sports day for the running race he did his 'stealth run', much to the amusement of his classmates.
As there was no spy course at university he settled for German instead, reckoning he would need it for his espionage activities in the future. However, he never turned up to class fearing it would blow his cover.
After university he tried to get work in various intelligence organisations but was always turned down.
And today? Well, never one to give in, he recently started his own spy business called 'The secret Mr. X'...he figured the Mr. X part 'which kept my true identity hidden' during school was good luck.
As far as I know he has not had a customer yet, but thankfully his rich father looks after him financially.
And this is where I come to my point.
'Wise' people say that if you want something bad enough you will get it.
What a load of cobblers!
Thanks.